Barry Loser: My Dad is a Loser by Smith Jim

Author:Smith, Jim
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781780312682
Publisher: Egmont UK Ltd
Published: 2012-05-06T16:00:00+00:00

‘For crying out loud, what’s going on up there!’ my mum screamed up the stairs.

‘Nothing!’ shouted my dad, who was now lying on the foamy stuff. ‘Quite cozy, actually!’ he whispered to me, putting his arms behind his head as if he was on a lilo in a swimming pool on holiday.

‘I thought you were supposed to fall straight through it?’ I said, poking the foam with my foot. It felt like treading on a dog poo, and I secretly quite liked it.

‘Must be that diet your mum’s got me on!’ he laughed, and then he did a weird creaking noise that I’ve never heard him make before. Then I realised the creaking noise was the floor breaking in half.

‘HEELLLPPP MEEE, BAARRRYYYY . . .’ he screamed as he was sucked into the foamy stuff like Future Ratboy in the episode where his sofa turns into a man-eating sofa.

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